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“I would smile at you on a bus even if you didn’t have a daisy behind your ear.â€
“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just wait until you see my naughty side.â€
“I would tell you that I love you even if Eurus didn’t say there was a bomb in your flat.”
“Five minutes at Christmas is nice, but I wouldn’t mind some unsupervised time with you year-round.”
“Don’t be jealous of your station master brother… I choo-choose you.”
“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I look at you, I see a tall glass of water.”
“Are you Eurus’s cell? Because I refuse to stay at least three feet away from you.”
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I knew this year’s Valentine’s Day comic had to be Euriarty-related, and this seemed very funny at 3 a.m.Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!~ Froggy, your admin <3
“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different kind of bone is going to emerge.”
“I can’t keep my knackered, weary, old eyes off of you.”
“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s song is actually referring to the length and circumference of my penis.”
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to have her head severed and stuffed with candy.Happy Mother’s Day, all!~ Froggy, your admin
Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun to read if you imagine Daddy Holmes’s lines in a teenage girl voice.Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate it! <3~ Froggy, your admin
i-am-eurus-holmes: markertrash: orangeyjuicy: The thing about ‘get help’ that really gets to me is that the ruse is…. totally unneeded? thor 200% can throw loki those extra few feet he just… idk wants to put on a show i guess. i just can’t
karlimeaghan:1.01 A Study in Pink / 4.02 The Lying Detective
